I just had to stay awake till midnight. In 15 minutes, I will go out and walk on the beach here in the lovely town of Walvis Bay. I am alive and well. 2008 has seen many of the people I know die around me, many of them younger than me and have had HIV for less time than me. Yet I am alive and not sick.
However I know that tonight many African wives will have been infected with the virus by their husbands. That is a fact nobody can change. A certain number get it each day in Southern Africa where the most dangerous thing a woman can do is to get married.
Happy 2009. A condom a day makes life more fun.
Wednesday 31 December 2008
Wednesday 24 December 2008
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
I wish all HIV Carriers and AIDS patients and their carers, researchers, and all those on earth advocating compulsory testing for all living humans followed by the issue of cards, Red for HIV positive, and Green for negative, a very merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
I sincerely hope that you will appreciate that compulsory mass testing would remove the stigma completely, specially in Southern and Central Africa where it would be clearly shown that those posaitive are in the majority and stigmatising them is not sustainable.
I also hope that governments will see that mass testing is the best way to ensure that those negative can choose negatives for sex and those positive can also be accepted by fellow positives for sex and it would be much easier to educate the negatives to stay negative and to monitor acceptance of the message. Fewer children would be made orphans like I was, and positive reduction of infection rates would me measurable.
Clever humans like Bill Clinton, himself a keen sexual experimenter of some international renoun, agrees with me on this one. He is by far my model man.
I sincerely hope that you will appreciate that compulsory mass testing would remove the stigma completely, specially in Southern and Central Africa where it would be clearly shown that those posaitive are in the majority and stigmatising them is not sustainable.
I also hope that governments will see that mass testing is the best way to ensure that those negative can choose negatives for sex and those positive can also be accepted by fellow positives for sex and it would be much easier to educate the negatives to stay negative and to monitor acceptance of the message. Fewer children would be made orphans like I was, and positive reduction of infection rates would me measurable.
Clever humans like Bill Clinton, himself a keen sexual experimenter of some international renoun, agrees with me on this one. He is by far my model man.
Tuesday 23 December 2008
Another Christmas
I know there are still two days to go but the amazing thing is I have survived to see another Christmas and might even see my birthday after the New Year.
I feel good and healthy. I look good. I am eating well and ave not had Cholera even when I went there recently.
However, Christmas is the time when in Africa many men travel to their rural homes from towns. There they take time to have sex with whatever woman they can isolate long enough to have sex with. Condoms are hardly ever used. Pregnancies are common, and so are STI's By January 15, many of you in Southern Africa will be looking death in the eye.
You should have your own condoms by now stashed away and carrying some in your handbag just in case. Men have no idea where to get them. Carry you own.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year.
I feel good and healthy. I look good. I am eating well and ave not had Cholera even when I went there recently.
However, Christmas is the time when in Africa many men travel to their rural homes from towns. There they take time to have sex with whatever woman they can isolate long enough to have sex with. Condoms are hardly ever used. Pregnancies are common, and so are STI's By January 15, many of you in Southern Africa will be looking death in the eye.
You should have your own condoms by now stashed away and carrying some in your handbag just in case. Men have no idea where to get them. Carry you own.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year.
Religion and Gayness
The Gay Christian movement is a funny lot. Is it rocket Science to note that you cannot have GAY and Christian in the same sentence? This earth is how it is because people mix what should not be mixed. If you are a Christian, then you are not gay, and vice versa. If you are a Christian you should abide by a certain code. Now I know that when I was working I was paid by many Catholic and other priests for sex, contrary to their beliefs, but those who paid me did so in secret knowing that they were wrong. Not so with the Gay Christians, They actually go round saying they are right.
Might we to witness the creation of the
Women’s Collective of Christian Sex Workers
The Christian Thieves Movement
The Christian Liars Movement
The Christian Murderers Movement
The Christian Rapists Movement.
Etc.
I do not think we should go round abusing other people’s groups in such a manner. If you do not believe in Christianity, Islam, or Buddhism, there is no need to create a satirised group about it just so you get attention.
Christianity and Islam exclude homosexuals from their congregations, and Islam seeks to reduce the actual number of homosexuals from in or near to their communities for fear of the men being asked out to tea. Why then would a gay person want to create a grouping following that?
They should stop wasting time and concentrate of preventing the spread of disease or rapes or paedophilia from among the gay movement, instead of confusing issues. Having one’s behind done regularly must be serious business on its own (only ever tried it once and failed ) never mind having to interrupt practice to prepare hypocritical sermons about how we should live by the WORD.
Choose ye this day how you will live. If you are gay, live a gay life, if you are a Christian live a Christian life, if you are a sex worker, live a sex worker’s life. Mixing is not good for anyone.
This why a dog like president Mugabe comes out and says they are worse than dogs meaning he knows neither dog, nor gay people.
Might we to witness the creation of the
Women’s Collective of Christian Sex Workers
The Christian Thieves Movement
The Christian Liars Movement
The Christian Murderers Movement
The Christian Rapists Movement.
Etc.
I do not think we should go round abusing other people’s groups in such a manner. If you do not believe in Christianity, Islam, or Buddhism, there is no need to create a satirised group about it just so you get attention.
Christianity and Islam exclude homosexuals from their congregations, and Islam seeks to reduce the actual number of homosexuals from in or near to their communities for fear of the men being asked out to tea. Why then would a gay person want to create a grouping following that?
They should stop wasting time and concentrate of preventing the spread of disease or rapes or paedophilia from among the gay movement, instead of confusing issues. Having one’s behind done regularly must be serious business on its own (only ever tried it once and failed ) never mind having to interrupt practice to prepare hypocritical sermons about how we should live by the WORD.
Choose ye this day how you will live. If you are gay, live a gay life, if you are a Christian live a Christian life, if you are a sex worker, live a sex worker’s life. Mixing is not good for anyone.
This why a dog like president Mugabe comes out and says they are worse than dogs meaning he knows neither dog, nor gay people.
Tuesday 16 December 2008
Western Reporters are sooo silly when it comes to Africa
Robert Mugabe's Air Force boss Commander Comrade (That is his Title) Perence Shiri was on his own at his farm when he came under attack by professional assassins. He was so good that he stopped to check his tires then got shot in the belly by one bullet from a number of assassins' guns in a sustained attack. He is recovering at an airforce base hospital.
I am a female civilian with no military training. Even I know that this was stage managed by ZANU PF to get what they want. A state of emergency. From working among Zim top brass in the past I know ZANU PF. This is not an assassination attempt at all. This is to blame MDC and to say they are training bandits in Bots.
The man shot himself possibily accidentally. The west are craving a rift in ZANU PF but it just is not there. There were no assassins real or imaginary.
I am a female civilian with no military training. Even I know that this was stage managed by ZANU PF to get what they want. A state of emergency. From working among Zim top brass in the past I know ZANU PF. This is not an assassination attempt at all. This is to blame MDC and to say they are training bandits in Bots.
The man shot himself possibily accidentally. The west are craving a rift in ZANU PF but it just is not there. There were no assassins real or imaginary.
Saturday 13 December 2008
Interview with the press. Zimbabwe Minister of Information
A recorded interview between a Zimbabwean information handler and an International news reporter. 6th December 2008. Mr Charamba, a UK graduate, was wearing a suit made in Italy during the interview.
Reporter: Why is ZANU PF abducting activists and killing them?
Mr Charamba: American are killing Iraqi activists. The British are killing Al Qaida activists. Pakistan is killing activists. Somalia is killing democracy activists. In Darfour activists die of their own accord, just like they do here.
Reporter: Is it true that ZANU PF murdering unlicensed miners in the Diamond region?
Mr Charamba: The UK secretly brought cholera into Zimbabwe for regime change. The diamonds belong to the whole country not just thieves. For example, none of my family members has had diamonds from there. I am a minister, yet I have no diamonds. Yet these people who have no positions in the government, already have diamonds. The UK would allow that in Zimbabwe, and not in the UK. Why?
Reporter: We hear that you are under-reporting the number of deaths from Cholera as you have done on deaths from HIV. Why is this?
Mr Charamba: Yugo Chavez said he hates George Bush. I agree with him. Don’t you. Hugo Chavez does not tell the Americans how many litres of oil he has. We do not tell Americans everything either. They do not tell us how many they have killed in Iraq.
Reporter: The American Secretary of State said President Mugabe ought really to step down to allow the country to move forward. What is your response to that.
Mr Charamba: The American Secretary of State is a peeping Tom.
Reporter: You mean Uncle Tom?
Mr Charamba: Whatever, He is a Tom.
Reporter: He is a she.
Mr Charamba: Exactly. I told you there was something of a Tom about her or her.
Reporter: What hasn’t the army been digging wells for the people so they can have fresh and clean water?
Mr Charamba: The Zimbabwean Army is not there as labourers for the people. The army is commanded only by the Commander in Chief, Comrade R G Mugabe. If he does not command them, they do not dig any wells. Will the British army go into Iraq without Gordon Brown saying so? I don’t think so.
Reporter: Are you not ashamed of the influx of your people into South Africa and other countries, because of cholera.?
Mr Charamba: These people should be going to America and Britain, because Brown and Bush caused the cholera. It is a shame they are going to our neighbours. You see we were only prepared for treating 89 cholera patients in the country. Bush and Brown infected thousands. What do you expect us to do?
Reporter: Why did you have space for only 89 patients in the whole country?
Mr Charamba: Brown and Bush imposed illegal Sanctions on us. We are reduced to eating bread without butter. Man! It is painful.
Reporter: The last time I interviewed you, you were talking about the “Look East policy” Did the Chinese not replace the west as your business partners then?
Mr Charamba: They did, we bought 38 tonnes of guns and ammunition, We bought 18 tractors for our farmers, we bought a new stove for the new presidential house, and 12 of our students have gone to China to study Military logistics. Look East is working but it is slow.
Reporter: What do you think your personal role will be in the new Unity government?
Mr Charamba: My role remains the same. ZANU PF will not negotiate my role with the puppet opposition. If you come back in three years time, you will still talk to me.
Reporter: Why is ZANU PF abducting activists and killing them?
Mr Charamba: American are killing Iraqi activists. The British are killing Al Qaida activists. Pakistan is killing activists. Somalia is killing democracy activists. In Darfour activists die of their own accord, just like they do here.
Reporter: Is it true that ZANU PF murdering unlicensed miners in the Diamond region?
Mr Charamba: The UK secretly brought cholera into Zimbabwe for regime change. The diamonds belong to the whole country not just thieves. For example, none of my family members has had diamonds from there. I am a minister, yet I have no diamonds. Yet these people who have no positions in the government, already have diamonds. The UK would allow that in Zimbabwe, and not in the UK. Why?
Reporter: We hear that you are under-reporting the number of deaths from Cholera as you have done on deaths from HIV. Why is this?
Mr Charamba: Yugo Chavez said he hates George Bush. I agree with him. Don’t you. Hugo Chavez does not tell the Americans how many litres of oil he has. We do not tell Americans everything either. They do not tell us how many they have killed in Iraq.
Reporter: The American Secretary of State said President Mugabe ought really to step down to allow the country to move forward. What is your response to that.
Mr Charamba: The American Secretary of State is a peeping Tom.
Reporter: You mean Uncle Tom?
Mr Charamba: Whatever, He is a Tom.
Reporter: He is a she.
Mr Charamba: Exactly. I told you there was something of a Tom about her or her.
Reporter: What hasn’t the army been digging wells for the people so they can have fresh and clean water?
Mr Charamba: The Zimbabwean Army is not there as labourers for the people. The army is commanded only by the Commander in Chief, Comrade R G Mugabe. If he does not command them, they do not dig any wells. Will the British army go into Iraq without Gordon Brown saying so? I don’t think so.
Reporter: Are you not ashamed of the influx of your people into South Africa and other countries, because of cholera.?
Mr Charamba: These people should be going to America and Britain, because Brown and Bush caused the cholera. It is a shame they are going to our neighbours. You see we were only prepared for treating 89 cholera patients in the country. Bush and Brown infected thousands. What do you expect us to do?
Reporter: Why did you have space for only 89 patients in the whole country?
Mr Charamba: Brown and Bush imposed illegal Sanctions on us. We are reduced to eating bread without butter. Man! It is painful.
Reporter: The last time I interviewed you, you were talking about the “Look East policy” Did the Chinese not replace the west as your business partners then?
Mr Charamba: They did, we bought 38 tonnes of guns and ammunition, We bought 18 tractors for our farmers, we bought a new stove for the new presidential house, and 12 of our students have gone to China to study Military logistics. Look East is working but it is slow.
Reporter: What do you think your personal role will be in the new Unity government?
Mr Charamba: My role remains the same. ZANU PF will not negotiate my role with the puppet opposition. If you come back in three years time, you will still talk to me.
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