Wednesday 26 December 2012

Why is the UK copying Zimbabwe all the time. 1 Zimbabwe introduced ID cards for all citizens. UK has been experimenting with personal ID cards in the recent past. 2 Zimbabwe hospitals have been neglecting patients for a few years now. UK hospitals are in the news for doing exactly that lately. 3 Zimbabwe had a coalition government on 2009. UK followed with its own soon after that. 4 Zimbabwe reached record inflation by printing money for 9 years from 2000. UK did the same lately and called it Quantitative Easing 5 Zimbabwe got its broadcasters and politicians abuse its children free of police arrests. UK got its Pakistani immigrants abuse its children free of arrests. 6 Zimbabwe has always allowed its rich ZANU PF members to loot the country more and more. UK this year allowed its Millionaires to increase their assets by 37% amid record economic slump and at the expense of the common person. Most millionaires are Conservative Party members. 7 Zimbabwe has had mass unemployment for years. UK has just accepted mass unemployment as a good option. The Prime Minister argues for it regularly. 8 Mugabe has a habit of changing electoral constituent boundaries when he thinks ZANU PF might lose a seat. David Cameron desperately wanted to change boundaries but was stopped by his Coalition partner. 9 Mugabe is on record as saying it is easier to control poor people’s votes. Cameron is now desperate to make many poorer for the same reason. 10 Mugabe is always on a plane to some place or other outside his own country. Cameron has been a keen air traveller since he came into power. 11 In Zimbabwe, Matebeleland has come out and asked to be its own country. In Scotland the politicians there have seriously asked to have Scotland as an independent country. 12 In 2006 Zimbabwe announced that there was a record number of pot holes on its roads since they had not been repaired since the white man left in 1980. On hearing this, the UK announced in 2011 that it had a record number of potholes on its roads. 13 In Zimbabwe in the 1990s, the people decided that virginity was no longer necessary for marriage. In the UK they are making sure virginity is removed before dating starts. 14 Zimbabwean police always go out and create road blocks for a few days over Christmas to get extra income from charging for passing a road block. The UK police have started doing the same now although they have not yet started charging. 15 Zimbabwean jails have always been over-subscribed by people said to be criminals, but in fact are opposition members Since Conservatives came into power, the UK jails hold more than they were built for. 16 The Zimbabwe government has targeted teachers for poor pay for many years. Since 2009, UK teachers have had next to nothing pay rises and have had their pension value cut while their workload has increased. 17 In Zimbabwe the cost of travel has increased while quality of services and safety have both decreased. In UK the cost of travel has increased dramatically over the last two years, while the services have become poorer. 18 In Zimbabwe the government took advantage of the changing currency in 2009 to boost income for its parastatals such as Electricity supply, water supply, etc. In UK the cost of these has gone up by a huge margin over the last two years. 19 In the early 2000s Zimbabwe brought in the media control regulations. Since then the UK has been examining them very closely. In 2012 all three biggest UK parties spent a lot of time discussing media controls and they want to enact new laws to regulate the press to make sure freedom of speech is an offence under the law. They have already made certain speeches unlawful, for example, you are not allowed to talk against Gay people, or directly read Leviticus 18:22, or Leviticus 20:13 during a sermon in a church, as that would constitute a hate speech, which is a prisonable offence for which your own congregation would report you to the police. All Zimbabweans are just waiting to hear the UK announce that they are following in Zimbabwe’s footsteps on media controls. It will be the biggest example Zimbabwe has ever given to the United Kingdom. In a way, the fact that all parties are in favour means our example has already been accepted. There are many more examples of UK looking up to Zimbabwe for inspiration. Just before the UK general election, President Mugabe is on record as having said he was hoping David Cameron would win the election. The reasons are clear now. Viva Mr Cameron. Pamberi naVaKameroni! Pamberi nokubatana!!. Pasi nezvimbwasungata zvomuBNP ne UKIP.

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